I have startling gut-wrenching confessions for the following people:
Mom
You never saw an unaltered report card from my Sophomore Year in High
School to my second year in College. My last forgery, the one you
discovered, was my best work to date, but not good enough to fool you.
Dana Ballew
Orrs Elementary, Class of '88, Griffin GA.
I had the biggest crush on you in 6th grade. I know I called you
names and teased you, and you did the same back, but it was a cover for my
overwhelming juvenile attraction for you.
Katie Walker
Griffin HS, Class of '88, Griffin GA.
You had the coolest British
accent. And to this day I regret that that one time we held hands at Stone
Mountain when we were 15 never went any farther.
Audra Adams
Griffin HS, Class of '90, Griffin GA.
and Page Howell
Griffin HS, Class of '90, Griffin GA.
Not so much a confession as a re-iteration that you two are my best
friends in Georgia and I miss you both dearly!
Kristy Pine
Columbia River HS, Class of '88, Vancouver WA.
I had the biggest crush on you in High School and I never told you.
Eric Sork
Columbia River HS, Class of '88, Vancouver WA.
UPDATE! Eric Sork is no longer a jerk!
He has actually sent me an e-mail apologizing
for his high school insensitivity!
He is wholly and fully exonerated of all villanhood from my games!
Kevin Anderson
Columbia River HS, Class of '88, Vancouver WA.
You were a bully and a jerk. I can't say enough bad things about how
big of a creep you were in Junior High.
If anyone cares to respond to any of my true confessions, please e-mail
me.
E-Mail:conkle@mecha.com
